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Cleaning the Bathroom Mirror Daily.

Lecture: The Zen of Gleam: Mastering the Daily Bathroom Mirror Ritual (Opening Music: A jaunty, slightly off-key rendition of "Shine Bright Like a Diamond") Professor Mirror-Maestro (That's me! 👨‍🏫✨): Alright,…
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Wiping Down the Kitchen Sink.

Wiping Down the Kitchen Sink: A Lecture in Domestic Divinity (and Avoiding the Gross) Welcome, esteemed students, to the hallowed halls of… well, my living room. But today, we’re elevating…
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Interpersonal Skills for Educators.

Interpersonal Skills for Educators: From Classroom Clown to Connection Connoisseur 🤡🤝 Alright, class! Settle down, settle down! Today, we’re diving into the swirling, occasionally terrifying, but ultimately rewarding world of…
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Food Marketing Regulations.

Food Marketing Regulations: A Deliciously Complex Feast (or, How Not to Get Sued for Selling Snake Oil) Welcome, future food moguls and marketing maestros! 👨‍🍳👩‍🍳 Grab your aprons, sharpen your…
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Quick Floor Clean-ups.

Quick Floor Clean-ups: A Symphony of Swish and Shine (Without the Operatic Drama) (Lecture Hall Doors Burst Open to Reveal YOU, clad in sensible shoes and armed with a trusty…
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The Political Economy of Food.

The Political Economy of Food: A Lecture You Can Actually Digest 🍎🍔🌍 (Welcome, future food revolutionaries! Grab a snack, settle in, and prepare for a deep dive into the delightfully…