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Testing UniApp Code: Unit Tests for Logic.
Testing UniApp Code: Unit Tests for Logic - A Humorous Deep Dive Alright, future UniApp rockstars! 🌟 Welcome, welcome! Gather 'round the digital campfire 🔥 as we embark on a…
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Automating UniApp Builds with CI/CD Pipelines.
Automating UniApp Builds with CI/CD Pipelines: From Zero to Hero (and Avoiding Deployment Disasters!) 🚀 Alright, buckle up buttercups! Today, we're diving headfirst into the exhilarating world of Continuous Integration…
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Creating Custom Build Commands.
Creating Custom Build Commands: Taming the Beast and Making it Your Own 🧙♂️ Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Today, we're diving into the fascinating, occasionally frustrating, but ultimately empowering world of…
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Using Environment Variables in UniApp Build Process.
Environment Variables: Your Secret Weapon in the UniApp Build Process (A Hilariously Practical Guide) Alright, future mobile app wizards! Gather 'round, because today we're diving deep into the mystical and…
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Customizing Build Outputs for Different Platforms.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Coders of All Ages! Welcome to Build Output Customization University! 🎓 Prepare yourselves, for today we embark on a thrilling adventure into the realm…
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Using WebP Images for Performance (Platform Support Varies).
WebP Images: The Secret Sauce for a Speedy Website (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Image Optimization) 🚀 Welcome, web warriors and performance pedants! Today, we're diving…
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Optimizing Image Usage: Compression and Format Selection.
Optimizing Image Usage: Compression and Format Selection - A Visual Feast! 🖼️ Welcome, fellow pixel pushers and bandwidth barons, to a lecture so engaging, so informative, it'll make your JPEGs…
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Conditional Loading of Assets Based on Platform.
Conditional Loading of Assets Based on Platform: A Hilariously Practical Guide (Lecture Edition) Alright, class, settle down! Today, we're diving into the wonderfully weird world of conditional asset loading. Forget…
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Handling Assets: Images, Fonts, and Other Static Files in UniApp.
Handling Assets: Images, Fonts, and Other Static Files in UniApp: A Comedic Crash Course 🚀 Alright, future app wizards! Gather 'round, because today we're diving headfirst into the sometimes-murky, often-frustrating,…
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Working with External Style Sheets and Global Styles.
Working with External Style Sheets and Global Styles: A Comedy in CSS (Lights dim, a single spotlight illuminates a slightly disheveled professor standing behind a podium. He adjusts his glasses…