Marketing Yourself as a Freelancer.

Marketing Yourself as a Freelancer: From Invisible Ninja to Rockstar Renegade 🎸 Alright, buckle up, buttercups! We're diving headfirst into the thrilling, slightly terrifying, and ultimately rewarding world of marketing…

Writing Effective Proposals.

Writing Effective Proposals: A Quest for YES! (and Maybe Some Lunch Money) Alright, gather 'round, future proposal-writing superheroes! 🦸‍♀️🦸‍♂️ Today, we embark on a grand adventure – a quest, if…

Negotiating Freelance Rates.

Negotiating Freelance Rates: A Humorous (But Serious) Lecture (Professor Freelancerpants, D.F.A. - Doctor of Freelance Awesomeness - stands at the podium, adjusts his oversized glasses, and clears his throat. A…

Dealing with Difficult Clients.

Dealing with Difficult Clients: A Crash Course in Sanity Preservation (and Profitability!) 🤪 Welcome, weary warriors of the customer service battlefield! ⚔️ Whether you're a seasoned veteran or a fresh-faced…

Setting Boundaries with Clients.

Setting Boundaries with Clients: A Hilariously Helpful Guide to Keeping Your Sanity (and Your Business!) Welcome, my friends, to the University of Utterly Necessary Boundaries! 🎓 Today's lecture, delivered with…

Time Management for Freelancers.

Time Management for Freelancers: Wrangling the Clock (Before It Wrangles You!) ⏰ Alright, freelancers! Welcome, welcome! Grab your coffee (or your preferred caffeinated beverage of choice – I won't judge…

Building a Freelance Portfolio.

Building a Freelance Portfolio: From Zero to "Hire Me, Please!" 🎤 Alright, future freelance superstars! Gather 'round, grab your coffee (or kombucha, I'm not judging), and let's dive into the…

Finding Clients as a Freelancer.

Finding Clients as a Freelancer: A Hilarious (and Helpful) Lecture Alright, settle down, settle down! Class is in session, and today’s topic is finding clients as a freelancer. Because let’s…

Managing Finances as a Freelancer.

Managing Finances as a Freelancer: From Ramen Noodles to Riviera Vacations (Maybe!) Alright, future captains of your own financial destiny! Welcome, welcome! 🥂 To the lecture hall of hard knocks……