Handling Public Complaints.

Handling Public Complaints: From Fire-Breathing Dragon to Purring Kitten (A Masterclass) 🎓🔥➡️😻 Alright everyone, settle down, settle down! Welcome to "Handling Public Complaints: From Fire-Breathing Dragon to Purring Kitten," a…

Cleaning Electronics Safely.

Cleaning Electronics Safely: A Lecture for the Slightly Clueless (and the Expertly Forgetful) 🎓 (Cue dramatic music, maybe a lightning strike sound effect) Alright, settle down, settle down! Welcome, my…

Communicating with the Public.

Communicating with the Public: A Survival Guide for the Comms-Challenged 📢 Alright, buckle up buttercups! We’re diving headfirst into the wonderfully weird world of public communication. This isn’t your grandma’s…

Cleaning Vents and Registers.

Lecture: Conquering the Dust Bunnies: A Deep Dive into Cleaning Vents and Registers 🧹💨 Alright everyone, settle down, settle down! Today, we're tackling a topic that's probably lurking in the…

Cleaning Walls and Ceilings.

Cleaning Walls and Ceilings: A Vertical Odyssey (and How Not to Fall Off) Alright, class! Settle down, settle down! Today, we're embarking on a truly thrilling adventure – the domestication…

Cleaning Baseboards and Trim.

Lecture: Operation Baseboard Boot Camp - Conquering Dust Bunnies and Grime Alright recruits! Settle down, settle down! Today, we're embarking on a mission of vital importance: Operation Baseboard Boot Camp!…

Mediating Family Disputes.

Mediating Family Disputes: A Crash Course in Sanity Preservation 🤯 Welcome, brave souls, to Mediating Family Disputes 101! Forget world peace, nuclear disarmament, or even getting your cat to use…