April, 2025 - Knowledgelark-Encyclopedia of Daily Life

The Performance API: Measuring and Analyzing Web Application Performance.

The Performance API: Measuring and Analyzing Web Application Performance (A Lecture for the Chronically Curious) (Professor Zoom, a slightly frazzled but enthusiastic figure in a lab coat, adjusts his spectacles…

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Music and Dance

New Order’s ‘The Perfect Kiss’: Experiencing the Extended and Influential Electronic Dance Music Track.

New Order's 'The Perfect Kiss': Experiencing the Extended and Influential Electronic Dance Music Track (Lecture Begins) Alright class, settle down, settle down! Today we're diving headfirst into the shimmering, pulsating,…

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Javascript

The Resize Observer API: Observing Changes to the Size of DOM Elements.

The Resize Observer API: Observing Changes to the Size of DOM Elements (A Lecture) Alright everyone, settle down, settle down! Grab your metaphorical popcorn 🍿, because today we're diving headfirst…

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Music and Dance

The Smiths’ ‘Bigmouth Strikes Again’: Relating to the Witty and Energetic Indie Pop Song.

The Smiths' "Bigmouth Strikes Again": A Witty and Energetic Indie Pop Masterclass 🎤🎸🥁 Welcome, students, to Indie Pop 101, where today we’re dissecting a track so iconic, so brimming with…

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Javascript

The Intersection Observer API: Detecting When an Element Enters or Exits the Viewport.

The Intersection Observer API: Detecting When an Element Enters or Exits the Viewport (A Hilarious Lecture) Alright class, settle down, settle down! Today, we're diving into a topic that's more…

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Music and Dance

Depeche Mode’s ‘Stripped’: Feeling the Minimalist and Powerful Electronic Rock Song.

Depeche Mode's 'Stripped': Feeling the Minimalist and Powerful Electronic Rock Song (Lecture Series: Depeche Mode Deconstructed - Episode 3) (Instructor: Professor Electro-Beatnik, PhD in Synthesizer Symbology and Post-Industrial Angst) Alright,…

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Javascript

The Generic Sensor API: Accessing Device Sensors Like Accelerometer and Gyroscope.

The Generic Sensor API: Accessing Device Sensors Like Accelerometer and Gyroscope - A Lecture for the Modern Web Wizard 🧙‍♂️ Alright everyone, settle down, settle down! Today, we're diving into…

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The Cure’s ‘Lovesong’: Savoring the Simple and Emotionally Resonant New Wave Ballad.

The Cure's 'Lovesong': Savoring the Simple and Emotionally Resonant New Wave Ballad (A Lecture in Goth-Pop Serenity) (Introduction: The Cure, the Cure, the Cure… and Love?) Alright, ghouls and goblins…

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Javascript

The Shape Detection API: Detecting Faces, Barcodes, and Text in Images.

The Shape Detection API: Detecting Faces, Barcodes, and Text in Images (aka Skynet Lite 🤖) Alright, settle down class! Grab your digital coffee (or, you know, real coffee – I'm…

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Music and Dance

Joy Division’s ‘Atmosphere’: Feeling the Brooding and Atmospheric Post-Punk Piece.

Joy Division's 'Atmosphere': Feeling the Brooding and Atmospheric Post-Punk Piece (Lecture Hall Illustration: A stylized, slightly gloomy lecture hall with brick walls, flickering overhead lights, and a lone figure (you)…

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