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Quick Toilet Clean-up.
Quick Toilet Clean-up: From Panic to Pristine in Minutes! (A Lecture for the Chronically Busy) (Welcome, brave souls! Gather 'round, for today we conquer the porcelain throne! 🚽) Let's face…
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Communicating with Parents Effectively.
Communicating with Parents Effectively: A Survival Guide (Because Let's Be Real, It Can Feel Like Survival) (Lecture Hall Opens with the Sound of Crickets and a Single Cough) Professor (adjusting…
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Promoting Healthy Eating Environments.
Promoting Healthy Eating Environments: A Culinary Comedy (with a Side of Science!) (Lecture Hall Intro Music: A slightly off-key kazoo rendition of "Food, Glorious Food") Alright, settle down, settle down,…
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Cleaning the Bathroom Mirror Daily.
Lecture: The Zen of Gleam: Mastering the Daily Bathroom Mirror Ritual (Opening Music: A jaunty, slightly off-key rendition of "Shine Bright Like a Diamond") Professor Mirror-Maestro (That's me! 👨🏫✨): Alright,…
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Communicating with Students Effectively.
Communicating with Students Effectively: A Crash Course (With Coffee & Maybe Cake 🍰) Alright, settle down, settle down! Grab your metaphorical notebooks (or actual ones, if you're feeling old-school 👵),…
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Wiping Down the Kitchen Sink.
Wiping Down the Kitchen Sink: A Lecture in Domestic Divinity (and Avoiding the Gross) Welcome, esteemed students, to the hallowed halls of… well, my living room. But today, we’re elevating…
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Addressing Childhood Obesity Through Policy.
Addressing Childhood Obesity Through Policy: A Lecture You Won't Want to Skip (Maybe) 🍎🍔 (Disclaimer: This lecture may contain traces of sarcasm, common sense, and a desperate plea for healthier…
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Interpersonal Skills for Educators.
Interpersonal Skills for Educators: From Classroom Clown to Connection Connoisseur 🤡🤝 Alright, class! Settle down, settle down! Today, we’re diving into the swirling, occasionally terrifying, but ultimately rewarding world of…
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Loading and Unloading the Dishwasher Daily.
Dishwasher Domination: A Humorous & Comprehensive Guide to Loading & Unloading Like a Pro 🍽️✨ Welcome, aspiring dishwasher virtuosos! Prepare to embark on a journey of sudsy enlightenment, where the…
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Food Marketing Regulations.
Food Marketing Regulations: A Deliciously Complex Feast (or, How Not to Get Sued for Selling Snake Oil) Welcome, future food moguls and marketing maestros! 👨🍳👩🍳 Grab your aprons, sharpen your…